What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
• Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?
• What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?
• Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
• Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.
• Why is porn so addictive?
• Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
• Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?
• I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.
• Why are white women so hard to date?
• Why do you write?
• Is using an ambulance really free in countries with universal healthcare, or are there hidden costs like deductibles that people should know about?
• How can I move on from my ex?
• Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?
• Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?